🐱 CUMSHOT 🐱

🧾 cumshot facts 🧾

• cumshot is a cat (probably)
• cumshot has never missed a meal
• cumshot once caught a mouse. it was a sock.
• cumshot's meow can be heard from the shadow realm
• cumshot understands english but chooses violence
• cumshot is 74% cat, 26% spite
• cumshot has 3 brain cells and they're all fighting for third place
• cumshot knocked over a vase in 2019 and still hasn't apologized
• veterinarians describe cumshot as "a creature"
• cumshot's favorite food is whatever you're eating right now
• cumshot once filed taxes. he got a refund from god.
• cumshot stares into the void. the void blinks first.